The Panda Mafia

For those of you who don't know, there is a bit of a bamboo forest behind our building.  Some of the guys and I fully believe that living in that forest is a wildlife mafia run by ninja pandas. Don't ask me how we came up with this. We just did. Over the years that we've been working here we have seen various elements of this wildlife mafia. We've seen raccoons which we believe to be Black Ops, cute little kittens that are undoubtedly spies, and squirrel engineers. We've never seen the pandas which makes perfect sense considering they are ninjas. Thankfully none of these animals have threatened us. However, that could change at any moment. If we ever go off the air, there's a good chance that we've been brutally murdered by these wild yet organized creatures.

This Panda is about to murder a family of 4