Monday, January 3, 2011

Is everyone in New York dead?

I watch a lot of television. By that, I mean, of course, that I watch a lot of television shows on Netflix. Some of the things I really like to watch are police procedural shows like CSI and Law and Order.  I've noticed that a lot of these shows take place in New York City and that these shows have been going on for many years.

This has led me to believe that everyone in New York City has been murdered at some point in their lives. Probably at the end. From watching Law and Order: Special Victims Unit I believe that everyone in New York City has been raped and then murdered.

Seriously, I love these shows but there are so many of them and they've been going on for so long that they've got to be running out of victims.  I don't know why anyone would want to live in NYC. You are guaranteed to get raped and/or murdered. So if you are reading this from The Big Apple, GET OUT NOW!!!

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